The following classes are now being offered at your local adult learning center. Please see schedule for details on signing up your loved one.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of course content, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1: How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2: The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Round table discussion.

Topic 3: Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor / walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4: Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6: Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8: Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.

Topic 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11: Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12: How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13: How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.